#likeaboss

My new work schedule. #newpuppy #doglife

I could be spending my days shooting videos of hot, scantily clad girls, but I gave it up for comedy. Proof that comedy is like crack.

The Rock-Scissor-Paper people definitely have a great shot at a lawsuit. #bacon

HONEY BUTTER MUTHAFUCKIN CHICKEN BISCUIT

Dallas Comedy House #dallas #comedy #comedyclubs #improv (at Dallas Comedy House)

The first legal MMA event in NYC! #mma #nyc #wmma (at Hammerstein Ballroom)

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This will always be my favorite gifset purely for the accuracy.

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Let’s be friends.

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